invasion

Greetings, Earthlings!

My name is Justin, and I'm here to take over the World... Wide Web. Born and raised in Lafayette, Louisiana, I spent my childhood dancing to zydeco music at Mardi Gras and stuffing my face with crawfish étouffée. Narrowly avoiding a gumbo-enduced coma, my family moved up to Cincinnati, Ohio when I was in my teens. I've lived there ever since. Although I enjoy the city life, I can't say I'm a huge fan of the snow. I've shoveled my car out enough times to officially add Ice Sculpting to my résumé.

I'm currently employed at Gensuite LLC; building web applications for clients such as GE, NBCUniversal, Nike, Mary Kay, and Amazon. In my spare time, I love to sing and dance. To date, I've been involved in over 100 theatrical productions. I was the Beast in "Beauty and the Beast," the Lion in "The Wizard of Oz," and Horton in "Seussical the Musical." Basically, every theater director thinks I'm a large animal.

My other hobbies include writing, music, and even writing my own music. You can always catch me at the cinema for the latest Marvel flick, and maybe I'll even be in costume. Some of my friends know me as a theme park junkie, while others call me a Pokemon master. I'll die happy once somebody takes me to an ostrich farm.

Despite the theme of this website, I'm irrationally afraid of aliens.

Justin
Justin
Confidential

Top Secret

To: Director, FBI
Subject: Information Concerning Flying Saucers

We are not alone. Project J-Files was established by the U.S. Air Force to assess the strengths and weaknesses of alien life forms. Extensive investigations were conducted in to learn more about Entity #37, codenamed "Justin Hanks."

Despite a hostile demeanor, Justin Hanks may come in peace. He will stop at nothing to conquer any project he is given. His only weakness is , but that won't stop him from delivering cutting-edge solutions that are out of this world.

Good Luck,

Mission Log

September 23, 2017

I was watching a Miley Cyrus video on YouTube and that cute ass Amazon ad with the baby came on and now I'm crying in my car like a lunatic.

May 15, 2017

Our bookstore has t-shirts. Proceeds benefit the game. Fortunately, we don't sell ponchos. https://t.co/478uKl6cQa https://t.co/HpQROx5jKm

May 12, 2017

When playing the demo, save your progress. Don't let something bad happen. Prevent the next Bowling Green Massacre. https://t.co/7XfzPQnY4z

May 10, 2017

We love fan work. Continue sending us art and videos. We'll feature them on the website, and maybe even in the game! https://t.co/7XfzPQnY4z

Sightings

Make Contact

J.H. Phone Home! Are you ready for a close encounter? Don't be shy. I love hearing from new people. Ask me questions. Discuss a project. Complain about your creepy uncle. It doesn't matter what's on your mind, because I'm all ears.

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About

My name is Justin, and this website is devoted to my many hobbies. From writing and web development to theater and cosplay, I'm always up to something. I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.

Stay In Touch

Enjoy what you saw? You can follow me on social media if you feel like it. You can also stuff mashed potatoes up your nose if you feel like it.
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