Greetings, Earthling!

My name is Justin, and I'm here to take over the World... Wide Web. Born and raised in Lafayette, Louisiana, I spent my childhood dancing to zydeco music at Mardi Gras and stuffing my face with crawfish étouffée. Narrowly avoiding a gumbo-induced coma, my family moved up to Cincinnati, Ohio when I was in my teens. I've lived there ever since. Although I enjoy the city life, I can't say I'm a huge fan of the snow. I've shoveled my car out enough times to officially add Ice Sculpting to my résumé.

I'm currently employed at Gensuite LLC; building web applications for clients such as GE, NBCUniversal, Nike, Mary Kay, and Amazon. In my spare time, I love to sing and dance. To date, I've been involved in over 100 theatrical productions. I was the Beast in "Beauty and the Beast," the Lion in "The Wizard of Oz," and Horton in "Seussical the Musical." Basically, every theater director thinks I'm a large animal.

My other hobbies include writing, music, and even writing my own music. You can always catch me at the cinema for the latest Marvel flick, and maybe I'll even be in costume. Some of my friends know me as a theme park junkie, while others call me a Pokemon master. I'll die happy once somebody takes me to an ostrich farm.

Despite the theme of this website, I'm irrationally afraid of aliens.


Top Secret

To: Director, FBI
Subject: Information Concerning Flying Saucers

We are not alone. Project J-Files was established by the U.S. Air Force to assess the strengths and weaknesses of alien life forms. Extensive investigations were conducted in to learn more about Entity #37, codenamed "Justin Hanks."

Despite a hostile demeanor, Justin Hanks comes in peace. He will stop at nothing to conquer any project he is given. His only weakness is , but that won't stop him from delivering solutions that are out of this world.

Good Luck,

Mission Log

February 21, 2021

Some say it's difficult, but for me, turning 31 is a pizza cake. 🍕

January 12, 2021

It was time for Cocaine Mitch to draw the line.

January 10, 2021

I don't believe this #HangMikePence stuff. It sounds like a bunch of fake noose.

January 09, 2021

People said the rioters were plants, but I didn't see any leaves.

Make Contact

J.H. Phone Home! Are you ready for a close encounter? Don't be shy. I love hearing from new people. Ask me questions. Discuss a project. Complain about your creepy uncle. It doesn't matter what's on your mind, because I'm all ears.



My name is Justin, and you've stumbled upon my home on the web. From writing and coding to theater and cosplay, I'm always up to something. I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.

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