I’m freaking out right now. I can barely breathe. With 2010 upon us, there is a major cause for concern. No, I’m not talking about Doomsday predictions, terrorist attacks, or even global warming. This is worse. So what is it, you ask? Death. Well, at least death to the companies that produce novelty New Year’s […]
I might have Herpes. Okay not really. I don’t have Herpes. At least, I don’t think I do. I only said it because I wanted to get your attention. And boy, did I ever! You were all like, “OMG WTF AM I READING” and I felt judged, and it was great. Anyway, I do have something similar to […]
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