The Blogger

I started writing when I was four. I focused primarily on my alphabet, my first name, and the socio-political factors of the 1635 Franco-Spanish War.

All kidding aside, I'm a devoted writer. I blog about silly rants and pet peeves. Like, why must everyone wear pants? Why do hurricanes have names? Why can minors drink root beer?

I post new entries when I remember. I wanted to add a joke about writer's block, but I couldn't come up with anything.

Justin

09

JAN

Start Every Day With A Smile

My mother always said I should start every day with a smile. Well, I’ve been thinking about it, and that’s a pretty tough task. When I wake up, my mouth is usually in a frowning position. And no, it’s not because I’m sad. That’s just my face. When I sleep, I have literal resting bitch [...]

06

JAN

Fat People Can’t Fly

I’m not the biggest fan of airplanes. For starters, I’m afraid of heights. I scream at the slightest hint of turbulence. I also find the cheap chairs to be cramped and uncomfortable. Above all else, I don’t enjoy sitting next to complete strangers who, with my luck, are frequently gassy. If someone told me I [...]

03

JAN

Was That A Sneeze? Bitch, Please!

I’ve come to the conclusion that everybody in the world hates me, or everybody in the world is deaf, or both. I think it’s the last one. Yup, that’s the only logical explanation. The planet is full of hearing-impaired jackasses that don’t care about me. It’s a Deaf Jam Justin Slam. Why, you ask? Well, [...]

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My name is Justin, and you've stumbled upon my home on the web. From writing and coding to theater and cosplay, I'm always up to something. I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.

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