The Blogger

I started writing when I was four. I focused primarily on my alphabet, my first name, and the socio-political factors of the 1635 Franco-Spanish War.

All kidding aside, I'm a devoted writer. I blog about silly rants and pet peeves. Like, why must everyone wear pants? Why do hurricanes have names? Why can minors drink root beer?

I post new entries when I remember. I wanted to add a joke about writer's block, but I couldn't come up with anything.

Justin

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JAN

Oh Snow You Didn’t!

Outside of work, you’ll never see me wearing pants. I hate the way they look. I hate the way they feel. I hate the way the formfitting material makes me accidentally twerk. It’s no secret that I have a big ol’ man booty, and pants make it look even bigger. I don’t care if they’re [...]

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My name is Justin, and you've stumbled upon my home on the web. From writing and coding to theater and cosplay, I'm always up to something. I haven’t been myself ever since I was born.

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