I started writing when I was four. I focused primarily on my alphabet, my first name, and the socio-political factors of the 1635 Franco-Spanish War.
All kidding aside, I'm a devoted writer. I blog about silly rants and pet peeves. Like, why must everyone wear pants? Why do hurricanes have names? Why can minors drink root beer?
I post new entries when I remember. I wanted to add a joke about writer's block, but I couldn't come up with anything.
In my experience, first dates are awkward. When I barely know the other person, it becomes a struggle to keep the conversation going. Inevitably, I run out of things to say and there’s a long pause where no one talks. I hate that silence. It sends mixed signals, makes everyone uncomfortable, and, most importantly, provides [...]
They say that the early bird gets the worm. I don’t know who they are, but in my humble opinion, they should mind their own business. I mean, who started this stupid rumor? Was it the birds? If so, I hope they get bird flu. I completely disagree with this idiom. It implies that people who [...]
Millions of people around the world are disappointed by their bodies. Desperate to drop a few pounds, they do more harm than good with fad diets and expensive surgeries. They care so much about how their bodies look on the outside, that they’re perfectly willing to destroy their bodies on the inside. If you’re one [...]